If Crypto Coins Were People…
(Just imagine your favorite cryptos walking around like humans)
1. Bitcoin (BTC) – The Rich Grandpa
“Back in my day, $1K was a dream. Now I’m aiming for $200K.”
• Wears a suit. Always calm. Only checks price once a week.
2. Ethereum (ETH) – The Smart Tech Bro
“I don’t crash… I just upgrade slowly.”
• Talks about decentralization at parties. Drinks oat milk lattes.
3. Solana (SOL) – The Gym Bro with Wi-Fi Issues
“I’m fast, I lift, but sometimes I disappear.”
• Jacked. Confident. But prone to sudden outages.
4. Dogecoin (DOGE) – The Class Clown
“I have no purpose… but people love me!”
• Makes memes. Loud laugh. Elon’s favorite.
5. Shiba Inu (SHIB) – The Wannabe Influencer
“I’m like DOGE, but with more outfits.”
• Tries everything: NFTs, Metaverse, you name it.
6. Cardano (ADA) – The Perfectionist Student
“I’ll launch… once my thesis is peer-reviewed.”
• Has 10 whitepapers and still in beta.
7. XRP – The Corporate Lawyer
“I’m in court, but I’m still bullish.”
• Wears a tie. Talks fast. Has powerful friends.
8. Chainlink (LINK) – The Nerd Everyone Needs
“Without me, smart contracts are dumb.”
• Quiet genius. Feeds data to everyone else.
9. Pepe Coin – The Meme Chaos Lord
“I’m here for vibes. And maybe a 100x.”
• You don’t know if he’s serious. Neither does he.
Which crypto matches your personality?
