In news that will shock absolutely no one with a calendar and a shred of cynicism, the SEC has decided to delay crypto ETF approvals—again.
Yes, the great U.S. regulator has once more postponed decisions on a stack of crypto ETFs, including XRP and Dogecoin, now kicked down the road to June 2025. Because apparently, evaluating two of the most well-known coins in existence still requires the caution of a Victorian butler inspecting a suspicious trifle.
And it doesn’t stop there—Solana and Hedera ETFs are also caught in this regulatory molasses. Analysts insist it’s all “procedural,” but so is waiting at the DMV while your soul quietly dies.
Still, optimism lingers like the smell of burned popcorn, with approval odds estimated between 75% and 90%. But for now, the crypto market remains where it often is: waiting, watching, and trying not to scream into the void of institutional timidity.
