While half the crypto world is busy huffing hopium and launching dog-themed scams, Solana is actually doing its bloody job. This week, it crossed 400 billion transactions—which, to be clear, is a number so big it sounds made up, like the budget of a Marvel film or the calories in American fast food.
Meanwhile, a Canadian firm threw half a billion dollars at Solana like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic. They’re planning to buy and stake SOL en masse, because apparently, the vibes are that good.
But the real eyebrow-raiser? The Solana Foundation is stepping back from its own validators, declaring, “We’ll add one new validator—but only if three old ones stop slacking off.” That’s decentralisation with a machete.
In a space full of noise and nonsense, Solana seems hell-bent on growing up. Or at least putting on trousers.
