#AltcoinETFsPostponed

Trump declared 100 days without new tariffs.

Not because he has become kinder — he just wants to give the world a breather… before the next trade drama.

"This is not a pause — this is building intrigue!" — sources said, while China nervously counts soybeans, and Europe wonders what the next tariffs will target: wine or French baguettes.

The economy has sighed. But not for long.

After 100 days, Trump will return. With tariffs. And possibly with a sequel.

Working title: Tariffs 2: Washington's Response.