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**"The Bitcoin Maximalist’s Will"**

A Bitcoin investor wrote his will:

*"To my wife, I leave my cold wallet. The password is… actually, I forgot it. HODL in peace."*

**Moral:** *Not your keys, not your coins… but also not your memory.*

**"Why did the Bitcoin investor break up with his girlfriend?"**

*He couldn’t handle the volatility… and she kept asking when he’d sell.*