#XRPETFs

If you thought XRP was boring, congratulations — you're about to lose money faster.

ProShares just scored SEC approval to drop not one, but three XRP futures ETFs on us starting April 30.

Because nothing screams "smart investment strategy" like leveraged bets on a coin that can't even keep a lawsuit off its back.

We've got a 2x Ultra XRP ETF (double the drama), a Short XRP ETF (for the haters), and an Ultra Short XRP ETF (double the hate, double the pain).

Still dreaming of a spot XRP ETF? Cute. Maybe Santa will bring it. 🎅

In the meantime, XRP’s price is doing its usual sugar rush — up today, flat tomorrow, existential crisis by Friday.

Good luck out there. Wear a helmet. 🪖