𝗔𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗹 𝟮𝟴, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱

BREAKING: U.S. Banks are currently facing $482 Billion in unrealized losses, an increase of 33% from the prior quarter.

BREAKING: Pakistan defence minister says military incursion by India is imminent, per Reuters.