Sometimes I look into my cat’s eyes and wonder if she secretly knows everything about the crypto market. While I’m sweating over red candles and confusing charts, she lounges like a furry little whale trader who already shorted the top. Her smug expression says, "You should have sold that pump, human." I’m pretty sure she dreams of Bitcoin moons and Ethereum crashes while I’m stuck googling, "What is a bearish flag?" Honestly, if she ever learns to type, I’ll just hand over my Binance account. Until then, I’ll keep pretending I’m the smart one... but we both know the truth.
