Trump's "Dinner Tickets" Have Set the Crypto World on Fire!
The magical theater of the crypto world is putting on its annual grand show today: the President himself is stepping in as a "live-streaming salesperson", and a White House dinner invitation has surprisingly become the best promotional tool! Yesterday, TRUMP coins seemed like wilted leeks, but today they suddenly jumped up to $16 as if they had been given a shot of adrenaline. I heard that the top 25 coin holders could not only have steak with Trump but also tour the President's bathroom. This operation is more exciting than the live stream's "$9.99 with free shipping"—only the shipping cost is the tears of retail investors.
At this moment, the whales are performing the "Million Dollar Disappearance Trick": someone bought in at $5.73 million in the early morning and woke up to find an extra $1.1 million in their account; this profit-making speed is faster than Trump tweeting. On-chain data shows that 80% of the tokens are held in 5 wallets, resembling the cards in a magician's hand—you can never guess which pocket the next card will end up in.
The most absurd part is that the senators have collectively switched to "watching the drama mode", while cursing that this is the most outrageous corrupt operation in history, they are silently opening their trading apps (just my wild guess). Yet the price of TRUMP coins stubbornly rises amidst their spittle, perfectly illustrating what it means: "You can curse all you want, I will just keep raising my price".
Tonight, the crypto world is full of Trump: Will he tweet while eating a hamburger? Will he accidentally hit the ball while playing golf? After all, this coin’s health report is still sensitive—just a cough can drop it by 10%, and a selfie can cause a spike of 15%. A friendly reminder: if you're playing with this coin, please be prepared with fast-acting heart-saving pills, as neighbor Wang just gambled his retirement fund yesterday and this morning started studying the "White House Waiter Outfit Guide"...
(At this moment, are you looking at the K-line chart, ready to enter and cut the cake, or are you just watching the scythe show? The comment section is prepared with relaxing tea)
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