The American chess faction cheers, "Apple announces that all iPhones sold in the United States will be made in India."

We haven't said anything yet, but the American MAGA crowd is already furious:

Didn't they say they would bring jobs back to America?

What kind of victory is this?

Why not manufacture in America?

Are we Americans supposed to go to India to tighten screws?

It's all complaints, with no big-picture perspective; the American chess faction has no appeal.

Round and round, MAGA still hasn't figured out what the deal is!