Wake up, check portfolio — 10% up, feeling like a genius.

5 minutes later — 15% down, why am I crying?

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

“I’m HODLing”… but who am I kidding?

That dip is either a buying opportunity or the end of the world.

Sleep is now just a “Did I miss a pump?” nightmare.

You say “long-term hold” but secretly panic every time the price drops.

And yes, I might’ve sold at the bottom, but at least I’ve got memes to show for it. 😅