Can take leave to go back and get it, probably earns more than a day's salary.

Who the hell invented the flex day off? They can go to hell. I brought another phone to work today and didn't bring this one. It went up so much while I wasn't here!!! When I came back at noon, damn it, it had dropped. The person who invented flex days can just go away. Don't invent it next time, okay? This is driving me crazy.