The oldest person in the world,
was a monk from Tibet found in a cave in Nepal, 306 years old, he was in a deep meditative state,
upon first discovery was thought to be a mummy,
only to be found alive after anthropologists examined the mummy.
Among his belongings, a scroll of scriptures was discovered,
the first line of the scripture reads:
Bounce back to emptiness, the peak of life!
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