#XRPETF So, it is clear that XRP is tired of living in the wild, wild western conditions of cryptocurrency and has decided to show up at the big table with the ETF kids. Yes, friends, XRPetf is here — after all, even rebellious coins sometimes want to wear a tie and look respectable. Instead of remembering 17 passwords and praying that you don’t send your XRP to a black hole address, you can now just buy it like a regular stock. Revolutionary, isn’t it? Now you can lose sleep over XRP price fluctuations without worrying about blockchain outages. It’s the same carousel ride — just with more paperwork! Will this finally make XRP “go to the moon”? Or just to your therapist’s office? Time will tell. In any case, XRPetf is the cryptocurrency version of that friend who suddenly decides to “get serious” after years of partying... but still shows up for brunch in sunglasses indoors. Classic.