BREAKING: President Trump has declared a *90-day tariff ceasefire*—like a global trade happy hour where everyone gets a discount… except China.* 🍻
The Deal:
Most Countries: Tariffs? Take a break, pals!"* 🇺🇸🤝🌍
**China:** *"125%? Still here. Still brutal."* 🇨🇳💸
China’s response? *"Unfair! Bad for global unity!"* (Meanwhile, the rest of the world is quietly sipping their tariff-free drinks.) 🍹
This move keeps the U.S.-China trade drama alive—because nothing says *"It’s complicated"* like a 125% surcharge on imports. Will Beijing fire back? Or just fume in silence? Stay tuned! 🍿