BREAKING: President Trump has declared a *90-day tariff ceasefire*โlike a global trade happy hour where everyone gets a discountโฆ except China.* ๐ป
The Deal:
Most Countries: Tariffs? Take a break, pals!"* ๐บ๐ธ๐ค๐
**China:** *"125%? Still here. Still brutal."* ๐จ๐ณ๐ธ
Chinaโs response? *"Unfair! Bad for global unity!"* (Meanwhile, the rest of the world is quietly sipping their tariff-free drinks.) ๐น
This move keeps the U.S.-China trade drama aliveโbecause nothing says *"Itโs complicated"* like a 125% surcharge on imports. Will Beijing fire back? Or just fume in silence? Stay tuned! ๐ฟ