In 2050, I finally built a time machine.
Not to meet Einstein.
Not to stop a world disaster.
But to race back to 2010…
And buy Bitcoin for $0.05.
I landed in 2010, sprinted to find my younger self,
yelling at the top of my lungs:
"BUY BITCOIN, IDIOT!"
He listened carefully...
then bought Dogecoin.
Because the dog was cute.
Flash-forward to 2050:
Still broke.
Still blaming myself.
Still sitting on 1 million Doge... worth $32.