$ETH Ethereum is working out... and so are we

ETH is around $1,802 today, and frankly, it has more ups and downs than a beginner at the gym. What about the analysts? Divided: some see ETH at $2,500, others at $1,600. In summary, it's either the moon or the basement. Meanwhile, Vitalik wants to boost Ethereum with a new machine (RISC-V), so that smart contracts run faster than your ex when they ignore you.

Moral: with $ETH, get ready to HODL... and to replenish your sweat stock.