$ETH

ETH pairs be like: “Come ride this rocket!” — then dump you harder than your ex on Valentine’s Day.

One second it’s moon talk, the next it’s free-falling like it tripped over its own hype.

Every coin wants to pair with ETH like it’s the cool kid at the party — but let’s be real, it’s just as unstable as your sleep schedule during a bull run.

Traders chasing ETH pairs thinking they’re making moves, but really just speedrunning emotional damage.

Welcome to crypto: where your gains are imaginary, your losses are real, and ETH just watched it happen.