Remember when we were young, our teacher taught us the four great inventions: compass, gunpowder, printing, and papermaking.
Who would have thought that in 2025, I would be standing on the vast prairie of crypto, witnessing the new version of the "Four Great Inventions":
Freeloading, moving bricks, freeloading, liquidation.
Sorry, teacher, I have no prospects.
But isn't making money appealing? It is!!
Today, Coin Observation will take you through the survival guide necessary for crypto workers, while chatting about how to elegantly freeload, stably move bricks, and correctly navigate in this era filled with FOMO.
Freeloading on the ground, dignified liquidation.
(Don't rush, there are jokes and survival tips below👇)
🐏 First Invention: Freeloading
From tasks to airdrops, everyone on-chain has a shearing knife.
What is freeloading? It is participating in various TGEs, testnets, group tasks, and claiming points with a single click while waiting for the official to pay!
In 2025, "freeloading" has been upgraded to a discipline, down to teaching posts on "which RPC node is faster while doing quests."
❌ Wrong posture:
Open 20 wallets, forget which address has signed, run through a project and no one recognizes you.
✅ Correct way to open:
Write small notes for each operation, take screenshots to keep task evidence (don’t let airdrops fail to recognize you).
Differentiate task priorities, mainly focusing on major factories, Binance investments, and projects close to TGE.
Form a small group for freeloading, doubling the efficiency of message synchronization, no more missing airdrops.
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🧠 Joke Time
Elegant freeloading means: the project side sees you as a freeloader, but you are actually more stable than anyone else, still asking in the group, "What is this, I've done this before?"
✨ Second Invention: Moving Bricks
Arbitrage, staking, cross-chain operations, running faster than anyone else.
High APY? Locked mining? Single token staking? Cross-chain arbitrage difference?
On the surface, looking at annualized returns, but in reality, checking if your legs are fast enough.
❌ Common traps:
Annualized 1000%, locked for 7 years, platform ran away in 1 minute.
✅ To steadily move bricks, you must:
Small positions for trial and error, quick in and out, focusing on TVL changes and liquidity pool depth.
For arbitrage, don't forget to calculate gas fees and bridge fees; don’t end up spending $60 on fees for a $50 arbitrage.
Always remember: if the platform is unstable, the earnings are all in vain.
The biggest enemy of crypto brick movers is not project scams, but their own inability to think, locked for three years, only to find the market cap at zero.
🧠 Joke Time:
The brick mover's heart is bitter; the earnings are either locked or eaten away by slippage. The biggest stability in the crypto world is having quick fingers.
✨ Third Invention: Freeloading
The last romanticism in the Web3 world.
What to freeload? Freeload points, freeload rankings, freeload ecological airdrops, even freeloading social points to change IDs.
As long as you have thick skin, enough platforms, and a messy wallet, there will always be an airdrop on the way.
❌ Wrong way to freeload:
Doing tasks randomly without screenshots
Can't understand the point rules, relying entirely on group friends to set the pace.
Tweeting "Completed," but the account is flagged for cheating without even realizing it.
✅ Correct freeloading posture:
Every task chain must have the "screenshot + on-chain operation + official link" three-piece set.
Distributing small accounts to prevent repeated tasks from triggering risk control.
Carefully organize your freeloading records; what you have freeloaded is called assets.
🧠 Joke Time:
The greatest pleasure of freeloading is not finding money, but suddenly discovering that your wallet has increased by $1000, and you forgot how it came.
✨ Fourth Invention: Liquidation
A love story in the crypto world that people will never learn.
Liquidation is something that stays with you from the first contract until retirement.
Knowing it's a pitfall, still stepping in, just because "this time will definitely be different."
Your mindset determines whether you will be the next person to blow up or the one who survives this time.
Dignified liquidation, don't scare the group next door.
❌ Common undignified scenes:
Opening positions after losing everything.
Nothing left but still shouting "All in faith!"
Lose $10 and write a ten-thousand-word reflection, cursing the platform while increasing your position.
✅ Dignified Liquidation Guide:
Set stop-loss for small contract positions.
If your position collapses, first close the app; don’t vent immediately.
Remember to screenshot and post in the square when liquidating; if you can’t make money, at least gain some popularity (doge face).
🧠 Joke Time:
Liquidation is not a shame in crypto; it is the youth engraved on the blockchain. The first rule of dignified liquidation: don't delete your account.
To summarize:
Elegant freeloading relies on persistence;
Stable moving bricks relies on speed;
Freeloading points relies on IQ + face;
As for liquidation...
Getting liquidated once is a lesson, twice is a story, three times—then you are qualified to write Web3 articles.
Thanks to every viewer who is still on-chain moving bricks, freeloading, liquidating, and can still smile.
You are the cutest workers in the crypto world.
Thanks to Binance Square for allowing joke makers to write their daily struggles into hot posts.
Let our group, who use wallets as resumes, see each other here.
This is Coin Observation, an old Web3 that doesn’t issue tokens or cut leeks, but writes content seriously. Content that even crypto novices can understand, all in Coin Observation, with rich visuals and no hard lectures. What I write is not a guide; it's about my own pits, the airdrops I received, and the rewards I earned.
Let's review together next time—how to survive on-chain without relying on luck.
