Tips & Insights (Friday Theme: Funny Friday)

Crypto Meme Reality Check 🎭

Expectation: "$1.5B hack = crypto apocalypse"

Reality: Bitcoin casually rises to $91,563 (+4.8%)

Today's lessons with a smile:

1. Volatility at 69%? Nice 😏

2. Stablecoins hit $200B (the irony)

3. ETFs still pouring in $381.4M

Remember: When crypto gives you hacks, make bull runs! #CryptoTips #FunnyFriday $BTC $SOL $XRP