$ETH Vitalik wants to change everything... again!

Ethereum is preparing its future like a teenager who redecorates their room every month. Vitalik Buterin proposes: more privacy, lower fees, a new machine (RISC-V), and maybe even a connected fridge that stakes for you (well, not yet). ETH is around $1,787 but some say “$5,000 soon bro”. The EVM? Too 2020, we're upgrading. Smart contracts? They’re going to run faster than your WiFi. In short, it’s not just an update, it’s a mutation.

Moral: With ETH, even the future needs a patch note.