#EthereumFuture Vitalik wants to change everything... again!

Ethereum is preparing for its future like a teenager who redecorates their room every month. Vitalik Buterin proposes: more privacy, lower fees, a new machine (RISC-V), and maybe even a connected fridge that stakes for you (well, not yet). ETH is around 1,787,$ but some say "5,000,$ soon bro". The EVM? Too 2020, we are upgrading. Smart contracts? They will run faster than your WiFi. In short, it's not just an update, it's a mutation.

Moral: With ETH, even the future needs a patch note.