🚀 BREAKING: $TRUMP Coin Goes "To the Moon" After Trump Calls It "Very Legal, Very Cool"

In a move that shocked nobody (but somehow still shocked everyone), the meme coin $TRUMP exploded overnight after Donald Trump accidentally endorsed it while ranting about "fake money" on Truth Social.

🔹 What Happened?

- Trump allegedly declared, "$TRUMP is the future—bigly! Better than Biden Bucks!" (Fact-checkers confirm he definitely did not say this, but the internet says otherwise.)

- Within minutes, the coin pumped 69,420% because of course it did.

- Devs panicked, tweeting: "This was a joke. Please stop sending us threats/offers to build TrumpCoinLand in Florida."