🚀 "Binance Crypto Advice (From a Guy Who Lost $50 to a Meme Coin)" 🚀

1. DYOR– "Do Your Own Research" means actually reading the whitepaper, not just the memes. (Unless it’s $DOGE—then memes are the whitepaper.)

2. Buy High, Sell Low– Wait, no… reverse that. (Unless you’re into "inverse psychology trading," then carry on.)

3. Stablecoins – For when you want the thrill of crypto without the thrill.

4. " This Time It’s Different!"– Famous last words before every crash.

5. Leverage Trading– Like gambling, but with more tears and margin calls.

6. NFTs– Pay $10,000 for a pixelated ape now, regret it when your mom asks, *"Why is this your profile pic?"

7. HODL – Not a typo. It’s a lifestyle. (Also, the sound you make when your portfolio drops 60%.)

8. "It’s a Long-Term Play"– What you tell yourself after buying the top.

9. Altcoins– Either the next Bitcoin… or the next MySpace Coin.

10. When in Doubt, Zoom Out– Or just close the app and drink. 🍷

Final Tip:If a coin’s name ends in "-inu" or is promoted by a Twitter account with an anime avatar… maybe skip it.

Disclaimer: I am not a financial advisor. I am, however, great at losing money. Trade at your own risk! 😂🔥