$ETH

Ethereum tiptoed into today’s trading ring at around $1,770 with $7.8 B in 24-hour volume, hinting at bull bravado or just jitters from traders eyeing the next Fed whisper.

Option flows favor upside bets across the board, but with Bitcoin hogging the spotlight, Ether might be left munching popcorn on the sidelines.

Last week, price swings have resembled a caffeinated squirrel, so strap in and buckle up for parachutes.

The ETH/BTC ratio is nursing a five-year low, a sign ETH is playing catch up so twist in technical purgatory with no clear direction.

Macro headwinds are blowing today, but ever charming twisted acronyms like DeFi and NFTs still hold the charm.

So will ETH skyrocket? Or crash into your uncle’s altcoin scrapbook?

Your guess is as good as mine flip a coin, toss a meme, and may the highest bidder win.