"$TRUMP Coin: The Crypto That’s Just as Stable as Its Namesake"

Move over, Bitcoin—$TRUMP Coin is here, and it’s already the most dramatic crypto on the market. Promising to "make crypto great again," this coin features:

✅ "Alternative facts" transaction verification

✅ "covfefe clause" that blames the media if it crashes

✅ A value as volatile as a Trump tweetstorm

Perks for holders:

Free NFT of Trump riding a bald eagle (limited supply—only 20 million copies!)

- SEC subpoenas included at no extra charge

Prediction: Either moons or gets sued into oblivion. Either way, it’ll be yuge!!!

Disclaimer: Not financial advice. Or legal advice. Or even coherent advice.* 🚀🇺🇸