#DinnerWithTrump Rumor has it Donald Trump and Elon Musk sat down for a top-secret “Crypto Dinner”, and the TRUMP token just went bonkers—up 89% in 3 hours to $23.10, even as the rest of the market bled red. 🩸🔥

🔥 The “Leaked” Menu

🥟 Appetizer: MAGA Meme Coin Platter

Featuring TRUMP, BODEN & MAGA tokens

🥩 Main Course: Bitcoin Steak & Ethereum Salad

Trump allegedly flipping pro-crypto 🪙

🍮 Dessert: Regulatory Relief Soufflé

Whisper: an exec order to chill out SEC oversight