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DinnerWithTrump: Leaked Menu Reveals Crypto Agenda—TRUMP Token Pumps 89% 🚀 (Live Trade Plan)

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Rumor has it Donald Trump and Elon Musk sat down for a top-secret “Crypto Dinner”, and the TRUMP token just went bonkers—up 89% in 3 hours to $23.10, even as the rest of the market bled red. 🩸🔥

🔥 The “Leaked” Menu

🥟 Appetizer: MAGA Meme Coin Platter

Featuring TRUMP, BODEN & MAGA tokens

🥩 Main Course: Bitcoin Steak & Ethereum Salad

Trump allegedly flipping pro-crypto 🪙

🍮 Dessert: Regulatory Relief Soufflé