#DinnerWithTrump Imagine sitting across the table from Trump, your plate full… and your portfolio fuller.

He leans in and asks, “So… you still holding that Bitcoin thing?”

You smile, sip your water, and say, “I didn’t just hold—I stacked.”

Trump brags about real estate, you flex your cold wallet.

He talks towers, you talk tokens.

By dessert, he’s Googling “how to buy crypto.”