$TRUMP You missed Bitcoin at $100, but you can still have dinner with Trump in exchange for your $TRUMP

Yes, it’s official: Donald Trump is hosting a fancy dinner for the biggest holders of his memecoin. Like “the more you stack, the more you chew next to the boss.” The top 25 will even have a VIP aperitif – maybe served in MAGA-branded glasses. The token has skyrocketed by 60% in an “all-you-can-eat” mode. If you missed your entry into politics, you might have a chance through DeFi.

Moral: we no longer vote with a ballot, but with a wallet.😂