🛑 Breaking 🛑: Exclusive dinner announced for $TRUMP coin holders! MENU includes:
• Appetizers: Cold hard delusion, served on a bed of misplaced trust ❄️🥴
• Main Course: Steak well-done with ketchup, garnished with empty promises ✨
• Dessert: Gold-plated nothingness, sprinkled with NFT crumbs 🍰
• Dress code: Red hats and blind loyalty 🛑
Attendance guarantees absolutely no utility, but so much winning (in your imagination) 🏆💭
