#DinnerWithTrump BREAKING NEWS:

TRUMP coin holders are dining with Trump.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin holders are still HODLing, and Ethereum folks are busy paying gas fees just to RSVP.

Top 10 TRUMP holders get a golf selfie, Melania's silent nod, and maybe even a "You're Fired!" souvenir napkin.

No coin? No worries — you can smell the steak via livestream.

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