#DinnerWithTrump " sounds like a reality show concept no one knew they needed, right? Imagine sitting down to a lavish meal with the former president. The appetizer? A plate of "small hands" shrimp cocktails, of course. For the main course, a gigantic steak, well-done (because that’s how it’s done in Trump’s world), served with a side of Twitter rants and his signature "winning" sauce.

And don’t forget dessert—Trump-themed cupcakes with "Make Dessert Great Again" on the frosting. As you dine, expect constant interruptions from calls about "huge" deals and a guest appearance by a golden statue of himself. The evening would be filled with more "fake news" than you can handle, but it’s all part of the fun. Would it be a culinary masterpiece or a five-star cringe fest? Either way, you'll definitely leave with some unforgettable stories... and probably a few new followers.