#DinnerWithTrump Here’s a 100-word "Dinner with Trump" story:
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The golden chandeliers of Mar-a-Lago glittered as I sat across from Donald Trump. A steak, well-done with ketchup, sat before him.
“Nobody does dinner like me,” he declared, sipping Diet Coke. “The best dinner. Tremendous.”
I nodded. “So, Mr. President—”
“People say I’m the greatest host. Maybe ever.” He leaned in. “You know Obama? Terrible host. No steak. Just… kale.”
A waiter scurried by. Trump pointed. “He’s a loser. Fired him last week. Hired him back. Genius move.”
As dessert arrived (McDonald’s apple pie), he grinned. “You’ll write about this—it’ll be huge.”
And it was.
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(Exactly 100 words!) Hope you like it! 😊