#DinnerWithTrump

They whisper, you know, in the glowing canyons of the order books. Not about yields, not about halving cycles, but about... dinner. 🍽️ Yes,Dinner With Trump. A curious affair planned for May, a golden ticket not bought with mere dollars, but held in $TRUMP tokens. And oh, how the market listened.

Did you see it? The chart, a sleepy beast, suddenly jolted awake. A ferocious green candle, painting gains north of 60%, kissing $16 before catching its breath around $12.31 (that +31% gain wasn't just noise!). All because holding enough of this memetic key might grant an audience.

Funny, isn't it? The old world demanding tangible tokens for access. Candlelight diplomacy powered by blockchain bravado. The RSI screamed past 70, a fever pitch of speculation. Some call it access, some... well, they use less flattering words. But the ticker doesn't lie, even if it chuckles darkly. What secrets, one wonders, will be traded over dessert? 🤔📈🎩💰