#DinnerWithTrump Having dinner with Trump was like being in a reality show where the main course was ego and the dessert was unsolicited opinions. The man ordered a well-done steak with ketchup—yes, ketchup—then proceeded to tell the waiter it was the "most presidential steak ever cooked." He spoke in third person half the time, complimented himself for inventing “the best economy in history,” and claimed dessert tariffs would be a genius idea. At one point, he tried to trade my mashed potatoes for “better ratings.” I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or check if I’d been pranked by Ashton Kutcher.