šŸ”„ "I Asked Trump About Bitcoin Over Dinner – His Reply Could Make You Rich"

🚨 Breaking the 4th Wall:

ā€œThey said I couldn’t get Trump to talk crypto. They were wrong.ā€

šŸ· Scene-Setter (Fiction That Feels Real):

Mar-a-Lago, 9 PM. Trump sips Diet Coke, eyes a golden Bitcoin statue.

Me: ā€œMr. President, if you hate CBDCs, will you pardon Silk Road’s Bitcoin?ā€

Trump: ā€œI love Bitcoin. The real enemy is China’s digital yuan. We’ll bury them with mining!ā€

(Imaginary steak sizzles as he drops a policy bombshell.)

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šŸ’„ 3 SHOCKING THINGS TRUMP ā€œSAIDā€ (That Could CRASH or PUMP Your Portfolio):

1ļøāƒ£ ā€œETH is a Security? Ridiculous! We’re Deregulating EVERYTHING!ā€

(Why it matters: ETH to $10K if Trump backs an ETF.)*

2ļøāƒ£ ā€œSBF? Total Loser. I’ll Lock Up Corrupt Crypto Crooks – BUT TAX-FREE GAINS FOR YOU!ā€

(Translation: Memecoin mania 2.0 incoming.)*

3ļøāƒ£ ā€œI’m Buying MORE Trump NFTs – They’ll Be Worth $1M on Solana. BELIEVE ME!ā€

(Prediction: $TRUMP, $BODEN tokens will swing wildly. Play the election narrative.)

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šŸ“ˆ How to TRADE This NOW:

- Short CBDC-linked coins (Trump’s war on digital dollars = volatility).

- Buy U.S. mining stocks (Marathon Digital, Riot Platforms).

- HODL ā€œTrump ETFā€ tokens – they’ll peak at July’s RNC Convention.

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🚨 WARNING: 90% satire, 10% REAL (Trump IS hosting crypto donors this month).

šŸ‘‡ YOUR MOVE:

Agree? Call me delusional? Comment below and I’ll DM you a FREE ā€œTrump vs. Biden Crypto Portfolioā€ cheat sheet (24 hrs only!).

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