#DinnerWithTrump
Trump announcing a dinner with Trump Coin buyers is the most on-brand plot twist of 2025.
It’s not just a meal—it’s a buffet of delusion, where the dress code is “business casual with a touch of blind loyalty.” Imagine a room full of people who thought, “Yes, this gold-plated poker chip is a sound investment—and also, I’d love to eat steak next to the man who sold it to me.”
It’s part dinner, part fan convention, and part reverse Shark Tank—where the pitch is already bought, and the shark is eating your wallet. Honestly, the only currency more unstable than crypto might be Trump’s dinner RSVP.
But hey—at least dessert comes with a side of alternative facts. 😉😉