#DinnerWithTrump
If I had #DinnerWithTrump, first thing I’d do is slide him a cold wallet and say, “Sir, it’s time to ditch fiat.” We’d skip the steak talk and go straight into Bitcoin, Ethereum, and how $DOGE made more millionaires than some banks!
I’d ask him, “If you had to launch your own token, would it be called TRUMPcoin or MAGAchain?” I bet he’d say, “The best crypto ever, everyone says so!” Then I’d show him $ETH gas fees and watch his hair rise higher.
One dinner, one red tie, and boom—he’s on Binance.
