#DinnerWithTrump

I had dinner with Trump and mentioned Binance. He thought it was a steakhouse! I explained it's actually a crypto platform. He tried to pay with TrumpCoin, claiming it's 'rare and classy.' I told him we only accept real crypto. He offered NFTs of himself golfing instead. We discussed CZ (guess he thinks he's a rapper?) and blockchain over cheesecake. Trump even asked if Dogecoin could buy Mar-a-Lago. Only Trump."