#DinnerWithTrump Would Be Terrible

Imagine having dinner with Donald Trump: inflated ego, endless speeches, and zero self-criticism. He would monopolize the conversation, talking about "fake news" and his supposed achievements, while you try to swallow a rare steak. No room for real debates – any criticism would turn into a personal attack. And the worst part? The risk of leaving dinner with a lawsuit or a humiliating tweet the next day. #DinnerWithTrump would be less about gastronomy and more about surviving a bath of arrogance. Better to order *takeaway* and avoid the drama.