#DinnerWithTrump Trump invites crypto whales to dinner for a modest 5 million dollars per seat. I can imagine how these 'seers of the future' line up to hear him confuse blockchain with blockbuster. I wonder who will be the first to ask, 'Sir, do you hold Dogecoin?'.

I hope the menu will match the level of the guests: steaks sprinkled with 'diamond dust' and cocktails adorned with NFTs. After all, if you have crypto-millions, it makes sense to spend them on dinner with someone who probably thinks 'bitcoin' is a new breed of dog, and Trump will live long.#DinnerWithTrump