My crypto portfolio is the financial equivalent of a dumpster fire right now. Every coin I touch seems to fall faster than my hopes for a quick profit. I swear, Bitcoin and altcoins are like that toxic ex who promises change but just keeps dragging me down further. I’ve watched my portfolio drop like a rock—what was once a glittering treasure chest now looks more like a pile of digital rubble. Honestly, cursing crypto feels like a full-time job. Maybe it’s time to take a break before I need to start digging for a new job to fund my next round of bets.