$TRUMP Back in the day, Brother Sun secured a lunch with Buffett, first officially announcing "the meal appointment is set," then coming up with a sudden "kidney stone attack," turning a meal into a triple surge, making him a PR genius in the crypto circle.

Now it's here, Trump's dinner has arrived, and this time Brother Sun is directly serving as a crypto advisor. I dare to predict the plot trilogy:

1⃣ Officially announce the dinner, big players wanting to dine with Trump go on a buying spree, $TRUMP surges;

2⃣ As the dinner approaches, Trump suddenly develops "appendicitis," the dinner is canceled, and the market crashes;$TRUMP