#MarketRebound MarketRebound The trader sits, stressed out after yet another market drop. He nervously massages his temples with some aromatic oil.

A colleague walks in and sees him in this state.

* Why are you so tense? Is everything red again?

The trader takes a deep breath of the oil's aroma:

* Yes... but I'm trying to stay calm. This pink oil is supposed to soothe. They say aromatherapy helps to survive #MarketRebound.

The colleague looks skeptically at the bottle:

* Pink oil, you say? I think something stronger is needed here. For example, good old vodka. Or at least valerian.

The trader protests:

No-no! We need to