《Trump Coin Soars 100%! This Maneuver Makes Global Retail Investors Bow Down》

"This madman won again!" At three in the morning, the crypto chat room on Wall Street suddenly exploded. The TRUMP coin, which was sneered at by mainstream institutions, surprisingly completed a stunning turnaround in half an hour, with the candlestick chart shooting up straight like Trump's golden tie. When sleepy retail investors opened their trading apps, the red numbers glaringly displayed: +103.7%.

Insiders revealed that this frenzy began at a mysterious exchange in the East 8 timezone. Three large buy orders suddenly devoured the sell orders, followed by the emergence of the #TrumpCoinChallenge topic on Twitter, where users showcased their orders for purchasing gold-plated toilets with TRUMP coins. Market sentiment was instantly ignited—this is so Trump.

"We've seen through this trick long ago." Crypto analyst Xiao Lin said while munching on cold pizza, "First, they create FOMO, wait for retail investors to rush in, then... you know the rest." On his computer screen, the holding distribution chart for TRUMP coin showed that the top ten addresses control 47% of the supply.

Now, a new joke is circulating on major forums: "There are two types of people buying TRUMP coins—those who know it’s gambling, and those who think they are investing in politics." And the real winners may be those VIP group members who received the 'big event tonight' tip before the surge.