$ETH Ethereum is back in fashion, like Crocs... but more expensive....

After flirting with $1,400, ETH has decided to bounce back. Today at $1,796, it's climbing as if Vitalik slipped a Red Bull into the smart contract. The whales? They are swimming in circles, accumulating in “it’s a sale!” mode, while small investors refresh CoinMarketCap every 3 minutes. On a technical level, analysts say that $1,367 is a “key accumulation point” – so right where you sold.

Moral of the story: ETH gives you hope, then checks if you’ve really earned it.😩