🤣 *Bitcoin Tracker Soap Opera!* 🎭 PANews spilled the tea: MicroStrategy’s Michael Saylor side-eyed the latest Bitcoin Tracker update, throwing shade with, “This ain’t my last week’s vibe!” 😎 Translation: Saylor’s slinging BTC like a crypto cowboy, and the tracker’s stuck in dial-up mode! 🐢
Plot twist: MicroStrategy *always* drops their Bitcoin shopping spree deets the day after the party. 🛍️ So, buckle up, HODLers—Saylor’s probably cooking a BTC feast! 🍽️
