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$MIDNIGHT CRYPTO WRAP: 5 FINAL FLASHES – APRIL 22, 2025
22h. It’s Dr. Elie,
Aren't you sleeping? Neither am I.
Here’s your last bite of info before closing your eyes… or reopening your charts. 🌙⚡
1. BITCOIN STABLE AT $66K… THE CALM BEFORE THE EGG? 🥚
No big movement.
But the halving is approaching… and some are talking about a “resurrection” wake-up.
2. TERRA LUNA CLASSIC COMES BACK TO LIFE (?!?) 🧟♂️
A mini pump of 12% shakes the grave of the project.
Proving that even dead cryptos want to celebrate Easter.
3. COINBASE ANNOUNCES A SPECIAL “NIGHT” MODE ✨
New zen interface + improved dark mode + relaxing sounds.
Meditation + trading? Why not.
4. NFT “JESUS WALKS” SELLS FOR 3 ETH ✝️
An animated image of Jesus walking on a ledger.
Sacred art or genius troll? In any case, it’s making waves.
5. THE BULLS SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN 🐂#FederalReserveIndependence
Low volumes, but active wallets.
Tomorrow could be green… or red like a broken egg.
That’s all for today.
Proud to have accompanied you from dawn to dusk.
Stay blessed, stay curious, stay crypto.
Good night,
– Dr. Elie
