#BTCRebound $XRP
AFTERNOON BUZZ: 5 HOT CRYPTO UPDATES – APRIL 22, 2025
Yo, it’s Dr. Elie again,
4 PM = snack time and big news. Forget the eggs, this is heavy!
Let’s gooo! ☕🔥
1. BTC DOMINATES 53% OF THE MARKET 🪙
Dominance is rising like egg whites in a bowl.
Altcoins tremble, maximalists sing: “Hallelujah!”
2. AVALANCHE LAUNCHES “EGGSCHAIN” 🥚⛓️
Yes, it’s real.
New sidechain dedicated to Easter assets (NFTs, coupons, games).
Big campaign with Kinder… it’s crazy.
3. SHIBA INU MAKES A +25% IN 12H 🐶🚀
A tweet from a “Shiba dressed as a rabbit” + rumors of massive burn = BOOM.
Another joke turned jackpot.
4. RIPPLE SIGNS WITH A FRENCH BANKING GROUP 🇫🇷
Partnership confirmed with Crédit Coopératif.
Objective: cross-border payments.
XRP holders bring out the chocolates and champagne.
5. BINANCE OFFERS SURPRISE NFTs 🐰🎁
Easter calls for it: treasure hunt on the Binance app.
Find the egg = win a rare NFT or some BNB.
One word: go!
4 PM, it’s done.
Next appointment: 7 PM, for one last round before dinner.
Until then, don’t swallow your entire portfolio like a Kinder egg…
– Dr. Elie
